This is the story of how my husband and I met as told by Sass. Keep in mind this all told in one giant run on sentence. Also and then is her favorite words. It takes place of ummm.
“Once upon a time there was a queen name Mommy who lived in a castle with loads of money and jewels. She met a cute guy named Daddy who gave her his address. And then Queen Mommy drove to Daddy’s house and she said to Daddy “I thought you lived in the castle!” and then Daddy says “You must live in a castle”. And then Mommy says “why yes I do. But let’s buy another castle with all my money.” And then Daddy says “No let’s just live with my house it’s pretty cool.” And then they decide that they like one another and they get married and they have 55 7 tiered your wedding cakes and they invite all the friends and family it’s like a thousand people the end. “