Happy Monday

(sung to the music of  “Holding Out For A Hero”)

 Where have all the good gloves gone

And where are all the mittens?

Where’s the street-wise Hercules

To fight the rising odd mittens?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream

of what I need…Gloves

[Chorus]

I need gloves

I’m holding out for a single mitten ’til the end of the night

It’s gotta be strong

And it’s gotta be matched

And it’s gotta be clean from the laundry

I need gloves

I’m holding out for a mitten ’til the morning light

They’ve gotta be matching

And it’s gotta be soon

So we don’t miss the school bus.

You guessed it!  It’s Monday morning and we can’t find gloves/mittens.  Two out of three girls are running around with no gloves.  Which has now become my problem because they need them now or I have to drive them to school.  I LOATH the school parking lot!  That is the place where sweet, gentle stay at home moms morph into demon crazed road worriers (myself included).

I just can’t explain it.  I have had the same 2 pairs of gloves since college.  Where do their gloves go?

And yes.  I am a giant dork.  Theme music plays in my head.  It makes my life more interesting.  Happy Monday!