I feel like all my conversations end awkwardly. Not just with my close friends, but all of them, even when the pharmacy calls. I feel like all my phone conversations end with me either scolding, chasing, or otherwise being interrupted by kids (my husband counts as a kid in this instance.) Sometimes I wonder if the reason for the conversation has been resolved. I wish I knew a better way to end conversations than “Hey, sorry, got to let you go, child number 2 is chasing cat with lip gloss! Bye.” I feel like a socially inept person. To all my friends out there, I apologize.